How to Prepare

Step One, return from Denver.
Step Two, unpack laptop and send out reminder Evite to let friends and acquaintances know you are indeed back in town and still performing.
Step Three, go jogging. While you're out, move your car so you don't get a parking ticket tomorrow.
Step Four, go to Trader Joe's b/c you have no fresh fruit, veggies, or dairy.
Step Five, cut flowers and put them in a vase. You should have fresh flowers because you're performing, and performers get flowers.
Step Six, take a shower. Be sure to shave. And use moisturizing shampoo b/c Denver was way dry.
Step Seven, have a big salad for dinner.
Step Eight, set the VCR to tape "So You Think You Can Dance" b/c that show is AWESOME.
Step Nine, have lemon/ginger hot tea and watch the best Seinfeld episode ever where George does the opposite of everything he usually does and Elaine offends her boyfriend and loses her job because "They're jujy fruits and I love them."
Step Ten, look up address for the Rockit Room.
Step Eleven, get dressed. Put on make-up.
Step Twelve. Stop blogging. Psych yourself up.