Things I Haven't Done By 36

Haven't been arrested
Haven't smoked meth. OR crack.
Haven't filed for bankruptcy.
Haven't missed a rent payment.
Haven't killed anyone.
Haven't appeared on Girls Gone Wild.
Haven't had an affair.
Haven't been fired.
Haven't been kicked out of a bar.
Haven't totalled a car.

This list sounds so much more positive than the usual list of recitations I offer myself when I ponder what I can't claim to have done. I would be thrilled to have this same list in 5 years, 10 years, every year.